Archive for 'Illiterature'
New word: maxistercus
Posted on 19. May, 2010 by rents in Illiterature | 24 Comments
While browsing the internet today I encountered a very large and overwhelming collection of complete literary crap. Although not a unique experience I nevertheless grasped for a word to describe this finding, only to realize there was no word in English which meant what I wanted. My language had failed me. If I were German, [...]
Meet zananeichan, mystical naked elfgirl
Posted on 24. Apr, 2010 by rents in Illiterature | 19 Comments
What is there to say about zananeichan that she has not already said? More to the point, what can be said about her that could make sense to anyone who has not sustained serious syphilitic brain damage? If Holden Caulfield lived in the 21st Century and was obsessed with elves, Avatar, and secret alien philosophies, [...]
This Week in Illiterature: How Sonic Got Shadow Pregnant
Posted on 18. Apr, 2010 by rents in Illiterature | 9 Comments
Illiterature: a style of written art which purposefully infuses literature with flagrant illiteracy, gaining credibility on the internet thanks to substandard education and the prevalence of retarded teenagers. Oh, Sonic, how we love thee. Part of the Triumvirate of Juvenile Retardation (which also includes Twilight and Pokemon), there’s something really special about the franchise which [...]
This Week in Illiterature: In Love With a Vamp ch.4!
Posted on 23. Feb, 2010 by rents in Illiterature | 1 Comment
Illiterature: a style of written art which purposefully infuses literature with flagrant illiteracy, gaining credibility on the internet thanks to substandard education and the prevalence of retarded teenagers. There’s something about Twilight that inspires the worst sorts of writing. The going theory is that Stephenie Meyer herself is so bad a writer, that she’s single-handedly [...]
PSA: Top Five Ways to Kill a Werejohncandy
Posted on 08. Feb, 2010 by rents in Illiterature | 181 Comments
A werejohncandy, for the unitiated, is a variety of gay furry fat fetishist with erectile dysfunction disorder who tries to cure his affliction by fantasizing about dressing up like John Candy dressing up in a shitty werewolf costume. For some werejohncandies (and by “some werejohncandies” I mean the only one in existence, DrMusic2-1), the fantasy [...]
