Archive for 'Reborn Dolls'
Rebornapalooza: Baby Scent
Posted on 19. Apr, 2010 by rents in Reborn Dolls | 1 Comment
Reborn dolls: when are they not entertaining? Old ladies love ‘em, grown men flee in terror, there’s absolutely nothing not to love. The problem with reborns, however, is that in the end they’re just dolls. They may look and feel like the real thing, but once you get close your olfactory nerve will not be [...]
Rebornapalooza: A Safe Place
Posted on 13. Jan, 2010 by rents in Reborn Dolls | 1 Comment
#2 in an ongoing series featuring excellent uses for that latest and greatest Old Lady Fad, the reborn doll. All I wanted was an Otter Pop, and look what was in my way!
Rebornapalooza: Hush Little Baby
Posted on 11. Jan, 2010 by rents in Reborn Dolls | No Comments
Reborn dolls: You know them. You love them. You wake up at night screaming “GET AWAY GET AWAY OH GOD GET AWAY” because of them. They’re super-realistic dolls made to look and feel like actual babies, which exist because some women desire companionship but haven’t heard about that newfangled concept of the “kitten”. My mother, [...]
Could be worse. My mom could have A FUCKING MONKEY.
Posted on 04. Oct, 2009 by rents in Reborn Dolls | 4 Comments
So you all know those reborn dolls, right? Super-realistic baby dolls that old ladies buy because they’re emotionally crippled and incapable of forming healthy bonds with living things? Some of you might remember me opining that my mother was getting one of these. Much discussion was had regarding whether my mom is senile, and what [...]
Meet my mom’s fake baby
Posted on 31. Jan, 2009 by rents in Reborn Dolls | 1 Comment
As previously whined, my mother bought one of those super-realistic “reborn” dolls that crazy women like to get because they are emotionally crippled. It’s arrived! It’s a girl, with pretty pierced ears and an overdone drool effect that makes it look like she’s drowning. Let’s call her Crystal. Crystal has a wicker crib and a [...]
