Archive for 'teh forumz'
5 Things I Love About You (yes, YOU)
Posted on 09. Aug, 2009 by rents in teh forumz | No Comments
You finally stopped breathing like I always wanted. You don’t hog the milk and cornflakes anymore. You let me wear your clothes since you don’t need them now. You don’t stink up the bathroom. Not since I moved you outside. You’re a really good doorstop, and you scare away the Jehovah’s Witnesses. Also, the best [...]
Artemis Fowl is a tranny
Posted on 05. Mar, 2009 by rents in teh forumz | No Comments
I would like this series on the condition that the main character is revealed to be transgendered or intersexed, in order to justify him having a woman’s name. no. men can have that name to as long as they deserve it and he deff does By “deserve”, do you mean “became successful on the drag [...]
Because Twitter is too short…
Posted on 03. Feb, 2009 by rents in Watchmen, teh forumz | No Comments
It’s amazing how kids who otherwise demonstrate a gnat-like attention span are capable of watching a fight scene in Naruto that should take two minutes stretched over six half-hour episodes. I fucking hate teaser trailers. I saw the Watchmen trailer in IMAX and it was orgasmic and now I have to see it even though [...]
What the fuck is a Zionist?
Posted on 27. Jan, 2009 by rents in teh forumz | 2 Comments
It’s one of those guys sworn to protect the secret of the Holy Grail and the bloodline of Jesus. Do they get complementary hats? If so, I’m in. That’s so Dan Brown I can almost smell Tom Hanks. Oh fuck yeah, god, jeez, how could they NOT have complimentary hats. That’s like a given. Big [...]
