Archive for 'Toys'
Holy crap! It’s a Peacockfeather stressball!
Posted on 10. May, 2010 by rents in Toys | No Comments
Before we begin, every day someone visits this blog after searching Google for the phrase “sasha grey foot”. I don’t know who this Sasha Grey is, or why so many people have a fetish about her feet, but I assure you there is nothing here about Sasha Grey or her feet. Nothing at all. Sasha [...]
Meet Johnny Member
Posted on 21. Apr, 2010 by rents in Toys | No Comments
Oh, misguided marketing departments, you bring us such joy. The free toys you send us in the mail create countless hours of merriment, even while we never have any desire to do business with you. The marketing department of an internet company which shall remain anonymous has been sending out boxes of toys to potential [...]
Good Uses for Bad Action Figures: Brian!
Posted on 11. Oct, 2009 by rents in Dark Knight, Joker, Toys | No Comments
Most Batman action figures pretty much look alike and, like the character himself, border on uninteresting. So when I got one last year with my Long Halloween book, it went in the drawer with the paper clips and broken cat collars. Such a waste! One Long Halloween Batman + acrylic paint + string = Dark [...]
Batman goes Boobalicious
Posted on 12. Jan, 2009 by rents in Batman, Toys | No Comments
Japan confounds me. Really, it does. This is a country where you can buy used girls’ panties from vending machines, but it is considered extremely impolite to use a cellphone on public transit. Where groping women on the train is acceptable, but sniffling and blowing your nose is not. A country where Batman has undergone [...]
Joker Headknocker Review
Posted on 18. Dec, 2008 by rents in Dark Knight, Joker, Toys | No Comments
Behold, the Joker headknocker from the Dark Knight film! *drool* This is a great little bobblehead, really well designed and painted. By hand, the box says! They even did a subtle pinstripe pattern on the pants, and a shiny liner in the overcoat! THEY DID THE LINER!!! Fan-freakin-tastic. The hair is great too, with just [...]
