Archive for 'Rednecks'
Adventures of Foxy and the White Trash
Posted on 17. Aug, 2009 by rents in Rednecks | No Comments
I’m related to certified lunatics, actual war criminals, and pasty-skinned religious nutjobs who follow Benny Hinn around like he’s the Grateful Dead. The current star of my family is a white trash junkie from Las Vegas named Foxy. Her mother shot up while she was pregnant, so Foxy (yes, actual name) is not quite right [...]
Redneck Nazi Retard Update
Posted on 14. Jan, 2009 by rents in Nazis, Rednecks | No Comments
Remember when the parents of little Adolf Hitler Campbell couldn’t get his name written on his birthday cake until Walmart kindly stepped in? According to the Associated Press, Adolf Hitler Campbell and his sisters JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell and Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell have been removed from the custody of their parents by the state [...]
Redneck Nazis Are Retarded and Other Redundancies
Posted on 16. Dec, 2008 by rents in Nazis, Rednecks | No Comments
I swear these fucking people exist only for our amusement and to inflict abuse upon their offspring. Yes, Redneck Nazis have figured out how to reproduce. Don’t act surprised: even snails can do it. Your children aren’t unique little snowflakes, stop acting like it’s a miracle. All it takes is beer and the motor skills [...]
