Archive for 'christianity'
Nothing says Christian like a red carpet première
Posted on 24. Mar, 2009 by rents in christianity | No Comments
I knew something was wrong when I emerged from the subway. Hollywood was closed again, on a Tuesday. A Tuesday? They don’t have movie premières on Tuesdays. But there it was. Miracle number one. Then there were the nuns. The nuns? Oh yes, the nuns. Nuns on Hollywood Blvd. Lots of ‘em. Laughing, giddy, getting [...]
Pope dons dress, prepares for gay zombie horde
Posted on 25. Dec, 2008 by rents in Religion, christianity | No Comments
In his Christmas message, the Pope warned of the dangers posed by greed and selfishness… …While standing on the balcony of a palace in front of a golden throne and dressed like Mrs Santa Claus. Earlier this week he had urged that we save humanity from the homosexual menace, which will lead to the destruction [...]
Christian Boylove Forum?!
Posted on 25. Oct, 2008 by rents in christianity | 1 Comment
I should be surprised by this but I’m not. Woe is my moral outrage. The Christian Boylove Forum is a place for pedophiles to go to talk about their daily troubles and to bask in the glory of their saviour Jesus Christ. I did half expect this to be a joke and for every thread [...]
Conversations with a Biblical Literalist
Posted on 21. Apr, 2008 by rents in History, Religion, christianity, egyptology, rants | No Comments
Or: How to Go From Casual Exchange to Raging Antisemitism in Three Easy Steps! Of all the historical inaccuracies in the bible, the one that has always bothered me most is the story about Moses being the adopted brother of Ramesess II and the nonsense about the Pharaoh’s son dying in a plague, despite the [...]
