Archive for 'rants'
Up Yours, Pajamagram
Posted on 22. Dec, 2008 by rents in Win/Fail, rants | 4 Comments
I swear to god if I see ONE more of these fucking commercials before Christmas I am going to SNAP and castrate every male I see. This bastard love child of the Vermont Teddy Bear Company and the Stepford Wives advertises before Christmas and Valentine’s Day for the purpose of enabling inconsiderate boyfriends and husbands [...]
Conversations with a Biblical Literalist
Posted on 21. Apr, 2008 by rents in History, Religion, christianity, egyptology, rants | No Comments
Or: How to Go From Casual Exchange to Raging Antisemitism in Three Easy Steps! Of all the historical inaccuracies in the bible, the one that has always bothered me most is the story about Moses being the adopted brother of Ramesess II and the nonsense about the Pharaoh’s son dying in a plague, despite the [...]
NOOOOOO Poor Jhonny Depp!!!!!!
Posted on 25. Feb, 2008 by rents in rants | 1 Comment
How come Hollywood disrespects my main man Jhonny Depp so much? He was robbed. Robbed! He should have won for best actor because he is sooooooo talented and dreamy and way, way, WAY more masculine than Micheal Jackson! How could the academy overlook his TOTALLY meaningful and sublime performance as the magical barber who couldn’t [...]
